Posted by
Hal Trammell on Wednesday, January 02, 2008 8:27:09 PM
by Hal Trammell
All you have to do is drink about 8 pots of coffee and do about 3 vials of this new nasal spray and you’re good to go. Of course, cocaine and meth do about the same thing, except it’ll kill you quicker...and those drugs are much more expensive. And it’s against the law!
These folks seems to think that you can just go for days without sleep, and then grab this little magic pick-me-up, and all is well. By the way, I’ve never heard of anyone over-dosing on sleep, have you? If so, shoot me an email and I’ll share it here.
I’ve gone through periods in my life when at times, I required more sleep, and then there were times when I didn’t require as much sleep. Presently, I take all I can get and make no apologies for it. I intend on leaving a huge carbon-snoring footprint behind, regardless of the costs and who has to pay for it. I mean, that’s the American way, right. Remember, no one can have the solution if there is no crisis to solve, even if you have to invent them.
Anyway, enjoy the new and improved Culture of Wide Awake America.
Yawn.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz