Posted by
Hal Trammell on Wednesday, January 02, 2008 6:08:19 PM
by Hal Trammell
If elected President:
1. will your advisors and staff be known as Deacons?
2. will you refer to Congress members as the choir?
3. will US citizens become the congregation?
4. will taxes now be referred to as tithes and offerings?
5. will you ask for donations at the close of each speech?
6. will your Cabinet be known as your Disciples?
7. will there still be dancing at those big events?
8. what will you do for entertainment in DC?
9. will you allow an inventory before moving in and also when moving out?
10. will you fleece the national flock as you did the State flock of Arkansas?
[Ed: an email that was sent prompted me to join the previous 9 & 10 together and allow for the current #10. Thanks, eli.]