Posted by
Hal Trammell on Tuesday, January 01, 2008 6:50:23 PM
by Hal Trammell
Hillary Clinton:
At the mention of her name, when she becomes President, oil prices will immediately drop.
Followed by Satan’s habitat being inflicted with Global Cooling and ice...and domesticated Sus scrofa will fly.
[Ed: the word Sus scrofa is a big word for a country boy to go slingin' around]
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John Edwards:
While taking it to the "Poverty Jihadists", John Edwards is explaining why he’s fighting the poverty terrorists over there, so we don’t have to fight them here. Former Senator and Vice-Presidential candidate Edwards stated that he’s doing his darndest to attack poverty. As an example, he said he’s already acquired a little over one hundred acres, where he’s built a nice family sized home, well, that is if you’re huge family, say, about 3 times the size of the Walton family.
Say goodbye, Johnboy. Hey, and those $400 haircuts. You must understand modern economics, silly people. It’s simple. If he only paid $20 for a haircut, not much of that would go back into the economy. But, paying $400 for a haircut, well, you do the math. John Edwards is slaying poverty all by himself.
____________________________________________________________________________Barack Obama:
Well, I’ll have to say one thing for Obama. He’s never at a loss for words. Read here.
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Bill Richardson:
He has a bad habit of sticking his foot in his mouth much too often. You can read here, and then
watch here.
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Last but not least, this last link should cover pretty much all candidates, both Democrat and Republican.
Enjoy the evening and I hope everyone has a Happy New Year.