Posted by
Hal Trammell on Sunday, December 30, 2007 11:59:29 PM
by Hal Trammell
Well here ya go:
Hillary Clinton keeps claiming that her 8 years as First Lady (Co-President) should qualify her to become President.
[so that means my uncle can run for Sheriff since he’s spent 8 years in prison, as he knows about Law Enforcement.]
Barack Obama claims that "It's that experience, that understanding, not just of what world leaders I went and talked to in the ambassadors house I had tea with, but understanding the lives of the people like my grandmother who lives in a tiny hut in Africa," Obama, D-Ill., told a crowd of would-be voters in Coralville, Iowa, on Friday.
[My grandmother lived in an old run down mill house. Does that qualify me to be President? If not, why?]
John Edwards’ Poverty Tour is really working. He’s crushing poverty at about $45,000 per gig. Not bad for a "Po’ Boy".
[John Edwards fighting poverty is akin to sending in Mike Tyson to break up a fight]
Mike Huckabee is proof that there is something in the water in Arkansas. Why is it that a Presidential candidate from Arkansas can never tell the truth?
[Hey, I can take cash gifts as well as anyone. Color me Presidential. Honestly, I think that electing Huckabee as President would be like Andy Taylor giving Deputy Barney Fife a new Glock with a full clip.]
Mitt Romney seems to flip and flop a lot. Must be a New England thing.
[sorta like those prison rations my uncle used to serve up. Flip-flops was his specialty. So, he’s qualified, right?]
John McCain says "I am legend".
[my uncle says a half-a-mind is a terrible thing to waste]
So there you have it, Campaign ‘08. And you heard it here first.